Conversations With Jay
Friday, February 17, 2012
Naturally.
13 yr old Nephew: My hands are just naturally easy to clean.
Jay: Dude. That's because you don't do anything.
Jay: Dude. That's because you don't do anything.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
What Really Made it Special
me: Why did you send me flowers?
Jay: Because you made my birthday so awesome!
me: Are you sure it wasn't because you got to make out with RC*?
Jay: Well, maybe that a little...
*names have been initialized to protect the not-so-innocent
Jay: Because you made my birthday so awesome!
me: Are you sure it wasn't because you got to make out with RC*?
Jay: Well, maybe that a little...
*names have been initialized to protect the not-so-innocent
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Titles
Me: This beer sucks.
Jay: But it's the Silver Bullet. It says so right there.
Me: It doesn't make it suck any less.
Jay: But it's THE. SILVER. BULLET.
Jay: But it's the Silver Bullet. It says so right there.
Me: It doesn't make it suck any less.
Jay: But it's THE. SILVER. BULLET.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Jay on anatomy, physics and, flexibility
"How do you actually twist your body without your butt cheeks messing your legs up?"
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
Conversation With A 12 Year Old
12 yr old: I love Eminem and Dr Dre. Eminem is not his real name but I don't know what it is and I don't know why he changed it...blah, blah, blah, blah {for like 10 minutes}
Jay: DUDE! Why is all that important?
12 yr old: Because people my age have to know what to do to be able to make it big...
{Cue Jay's head exploding clean off of his body}
Jay: DUDE! Why is all that important?
12 yr old: Because people my age have to know what to do to be able to make it big...
{Cue Jay's head exploding clean off of his body}
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Observations
Me: Why do hikers STILL go hiking unprepared? Seems like everyday they're having to rescue someone from the GSM backwoods...
Jay: They go in thinking there's a Burger King nearby.
Jay: They go in thinking there's a Burger King nearby.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
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