Comic error

"Uh, sorry dude, Superman's "S" is not yellow. Hell, I'm colorblind and I know Superman's "S" is red."

A Different Kind of Secret

How can Victoria's Secret determine whether or not you have financial ruin?

Vocabulary Lesson

Jay: Carla got a rotisserie chicken and made wheat crumble.
B: Um...wheat crumble?
Jay: Yeah, wheat crumble.
Carla: It was couscous.
Jay: I ain't callin it couscous!! It's cotton pickin wheat crumble!

Twenty minutes later after the subject was changed...

Jay: The problem with that stuff is, that if you aren't careful, you'll hork it into your brain.

Slightly Inappropriate

To Mary Beth:

"Wow MB, with the elevated boots on you are actually like a ride in the amusement park".

Red-Handed

Me: Did you eat all the donuts?
Jay: I did not eat any of them, I only ate two.
Me: Making no sense what-so-ever.
Jay: You have to go on the defensive around this joint or your ass will be put in a crate!