Portion Control

Me: Did you have a brownie?
Jay: No, I just had a bite. Go look at the pan.
Me: What's the difference between having a "brownie" and having a "bite of a brownie?" Is there a standard size?
Jay: A brownie is one-ninth of the pan.

Super Hero Fighting Power

You've got to have good steel so you can fight like a ninja!!

(grrr)