Jay on anatomy, physics and, flexibility

"How do you actually twist your body without your butt cheeks messing your legs up?"

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Culture? I've got culture. I've been to the fair.

Conversation With A 12 Year Old

12 yr old: I love Eminem and Dr Dre. Eminem is not his real name but I don't know what it is and I don't know why he changed it...blah, blah, blah, blah {for like 10 minutes}

Jay: DUDE! Why is all that important?

12 yr old: Because people my age have to know what to do to be able to make it big...

{Cue Jay's head exploding clean off of his body}