Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Distracted

Me: You're not listening to me.
Jay: I can't listen to you.
Me: Why not?
Jay: Because your mouth is moving but your boobs are everywhere.
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4 comments:

  1. UnknownSeptember 14, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    Oh, this is the perfect blog. It writes itself. Can others contribute?

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  2. Tarik SalehSeptember 14, 2010 at 9:30 PM

    I am eager to relearn Jayspeak.

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  3. BSeptember 15, 2010 at 7:49 AM

    I feel as if I should be able to add content to this seeing as how I spend as much time with him throughout the week as you do.

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  4. justjonSeptember 17, 2010 at 8:00 AM

    me: I'm buying today.
    Jay: No Sir! You bought last time!
    me: Yeah, but Wally bought mine yesterday.
    Jay: Oh, Ok... Wait a minute! What the crap is that?

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