Overheard at Haw Ridge

"It's not cake if it doesn't have frosting - it's just flavored bread."

Maybe There's an App for That

Jay just called me and asked me where he could get some kerosene. Because I should know that?

Never Fear

"You can always find what you're looking for at a Ford dealership."

This after driving for DAYS looking for a "mom & pop" place for breakfast, stopping a guy walking through the Ford dealership parking lot, and asking him.